We're having a baby. and we got a slight problem...we can't think of a name. The first thing people want to know is what names you are thinking of. Invariably, the response, if you tell, is 'you can't call it that!'

So we need your help.

We need to know. What name should we give our kid?

Your Questions Have we thought of any names? Only its surname is certain, Cook Is it a boy or a girl? Dunno, exciting isn't it? When is it due? 13th August Is it legitimate? Oh yes, been there done that, got the certificate How many names do you need? We are aware that some combinations of initials can make dodgy acronyms Dweezil or Moon unit? That's why we need your help! You freaks! You must look like overweight Texans. No. We're quite normal. Look.

Remember a name can make or break a person.

Please send your ideas to nameourbaby at fatskier dot com and me & my missus will pick a winner which will be announced in next weeks b3ta newsletter.