Toilet

Thanks to Mr. Holliday of shollid productions who mailed me to point out that this toilet map site has obvious synergy with fatskier...

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21.9.01

In the name of

Saw the controversy that the naming of Operation Infinite Justice has caused. Mainly because according to Islamic faith only Allah can provide infinite justice...I wonder just how much of an oversight that actually was?

posted by stu 11:08 AM | +

19.9.01

Rockbitch

So Rockbitch... well, they've got a couple of dancer type stage companions. i wondered if they were bezbitches? they also threw a golden condom into the audience, the lucky recipient of which was entitle to fuck the band, cause 'they don't just talk the talk, they walk the walk'. luckily they threw like girls, and it landed right at the front of the stage. that and the pulling of the rockbitch manifesto from the guitarists 'tunnel of love', were the highlights of a generally underwhelming evening...

posted by stu 3:44 PM | +

18.9.01

Let's Rock

Tonight, I shall be enjoying a live performance by rockbitch.

posted by stu 8:46 AM | +

14.9.01

Moviemaker

My last company had a 'product' they called the moviemaker, you could personalise flash based movies with dialogue and music etc. Not bad, but I stumbled across absolutdirector.com yesterday, which kind of takes it a stage further.

posted by stu 1:05 PM | +

13.9.01

Robot is stupid

The name of jimmy corkhill's dog? cracker which is also a great song by Bod.

posted by stu 12:06 PM | +

News

Chances are if you come here, you're not looking for anything to do with the terrorist attack in the US, it all over the media and web, and i don't really have anything to add of value, so as far as possible, back to the normal...

posted by stu 12:01 PM | +

6.9.01

What is black and white and eats like a horse?

A Zebra, er. yes...my entry at laughlab, or at least it will be, when they manage get the server back up (me thinks someone underestimated the effect of publicity). All part of Professor Richard Wiseman of Hertfordshire University search for the world's funniest joke. The site is collecting jokes until March 2002. After they will test the if the secret of comedy is indeed all about timing by recording all the top jokes with varying timings of punchlines. Then we, the punters, can listen to them and vote for the jokes we find funniest. Eventually by September 2002 will we have the clinically proven funniest joke in the world, with the best-timed punchline...can't wait

posted by stu 10:28 AM | +

4.9.01

Svengland

er. i've chronicled some of my history of england v's germany matches before, suffice to say i enjoyed the game, but the media reaction, i mean...jesus. these quotes via the guardian fiver made me laugh and summed up the daft misplaced xenophobic attitudes encouraged by the media (i hate the daily mail so much it hurts),

'So, the mother country of football, birthplace of the greatest game, has finally gone from the cradle to the shame. We've sold our birthright down the fjord to a nation of seven million skiers and hammer throwers who spend half their lives in darkness.'
Jeff Powell, Daily Mail, November 3 2000

'England are back. Back with such a vengeance that our bright young men and their courteous Swedish manager may indeed have changed the face of the game.'
Jeff Powell, Daily Mail, September 3, 2001

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