Animal farm

er. pig brother, 5 pigs, 1 pen, who goes, you decide...

posted by stu 1:41 PM | +

30.8.01

Pulling your plonker

A winning return to service at fatskier, with the relevation that what has been a man's dream for ages has finally become reality. You too can now lengthen your penis without pain, without an operation, at any age with penisplus. Obviously here at fatskier towers, i am looking for an alternative method of size reduction...

posted by stu 11:52 AM | +

23.8.01

Holiday

Right, I'm off to munich for a few days, in the meantime, you might want to amuse yourself reading dotcock.com

posted by stu 3:25 PM | +

Good golly

er, i'm surprised Robertson's jam and marmalade managed to keep this character for 91 years, in these days of institutionalised racism it's a bit embarassing to have a branded character called 'Golliwog' isn't it? Mind you i've still got one of the badges...probably be worth a few quid now, wonder if i could auction it off on the french yahoo site?..

posted by stu 12:31 PM | +

21.8.01

Tye die

Today me friend Bod suggested that science can be fun, and just to prove his point said i should check out this 'Groovy Lab Coat'.

It made me think of my old design and technology teacher, Mr Stevens, who wore rainbow laces in his green flash. Now I'm absolutely positive he'd of worn one of these, cause y'know he was wacky...

why not name and shame the teacher you know would of worn this groovy lab coat?

send names to heysirthatisareallygroovylabcoatyougot@fatskier.com and i'll publish the lot.

posted by stu 5:12 PM | +

The hook

I think probably the scariest thing about this is that these people are serious...

posted by stu 4:47 PM | +

20.8.01

Tourette syndrome

the fatskier award for best use of a url goes to....um

posted by stu 3:45 PM | +

Yawn

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

posted by stu 8:49 AM | +

17.8.01

Has Beenz

Seems like beenz is all set to be a dotgone. Somehow I can't say I'm surprised, I remember going to a presentation just after the company had started, it was all woo and dotcom and you want some of this, and well, i understood the concept of what they were trying to do, but i couldn't understand how they thought it was a viable business. Still they threw good parties, even if i didn't manage to get to the big one in the lloyds of london building...no chance of a closing down party is there lads?

posted by stu 10:23 AM | +

16.8.01

Legoland

Like most kids i used to love lego, such simple stuff that can be used so creatively. I turned into a bit of a technical lego geek as well, and i know for a fact my mum still has it all packed away somewhere. But if i were a kid today, i would absolutely love lego studios.

posted by stu 12:34 PM | +

15.8.01

Nice Pits

Anyone who remembers the fuss about julia roberts underarm fuzz will love this site.

posted by stu 11:44 AM | +

14.8.01

Power to the people

posted by stu 10:18 AM | +

13.8.01

Up the Gills

I just have to mention that i went down to Gillingham for the first game of the season, and yes sir, my time was not wasted, as we thumped Preston, last seasons play off finalists, 5-0, thats five-nil, FIVE - nil. Gillingham are currently residing at the top of the Football League Division 1, and long may that continue...

posted by stu 12:38 PM | +

10.8.01

Guilty until proven innocent

Now is your chance to keep up with this weeks' latest arrests for prostitution, and if you thinking of engaging in some prostitution-related offences, i'd stay away from frogtown.

posted by stu 1:38 PM | +

9.8.01

Timeline

As some may be aware, i like spinal tap and i stumbled across this spinal tap timeline from Edgar Governo, 'historian of things that never were'. A site that links to chronologies of history that never happened...

you ain't seen me, right?

posted by stu 12:01 PM | +

8.8.01

Everybody must get stoned

I recently had the occasion to sort through some old photographs, mainly from my university days. Among these photos, are pictures of people, who shall remain nameless, on a variety of stimulates. I suppose these pictures represents some kind of study, but not quite like Ashkan Sahihi, who took eleven people out of their ordinary environment, got them high on different drugs then took pictures.

So why not send in some of those incriminating photos you have of people in various altered states for an online exhibition hosted by fatskier productions? entries should be sent to whatareyouon@fatskier.com

posted by stu 9:37 AM | +

7.8.01

On the bench

I saw this internet park bench, and thought that'd make it really easy to report the owner of these dogs for fouling the pavement.

posted by stu 12:47 PM | +

6.8.01

Back to school

Weird sensation - i quite enjoyed this monday morning, first day at my new job

posted by stu 9:32 AM | +

3.8.01

Doppelgänger

The whole kenny rogers thing got me thinking the other day about the number of different people (read celebrities) that people have said i look like. I'll list them here on the condition that i can use that old football cliche when a player is compared to george best, pele etc...that is, you know its a honour to be compared and that but i'm my own person.

ok, making no claims on the sanity of the people who said these or the validity of their suggestions, in no particular order:

ant jones - remember him off grange hill
richard gere - i presume this was meant to pre-pretty woman
eric cantona - my silky footy skills..
david baddiel - i mean, yeah, thanks
ben elton - no, please
john travolta - er, i got a dimple on me chin...
adam sandler - big daddy


god that list has made me feel quite nauseous, if you want to add a disturbing suggestion

bloodyhellmateoneofyouruglymugsisenoughforthisworld@fatskier.com

posted by stu 3:56 PM | +

2.8.01

we're the Mountain People

A weekend in pictures...

posted by stu 10:48 AM | +

1.8.01

Downhill with the wind behind you

On the downhill theme, I thought wouldn't it be great to climb the highest mountain in each of the seven continents, then like, snowboard back down... Imagine my surprise when i found out stephen koch was well on the way to doing it.

posted by stu 9:47 AM | +